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Crunchy Isolation

When you eat something crunchy and it's so loud in your head that you are unable to hear what anyone around you is saying. This may be intentionally used as a manner of shutting out the world or simply an unfortunate consequence of cacophonous cuisine.
Teacher: "Can you answer this question?"
Student: "My apologies, I was in the throes of crunchy isolation. What was your question again?"
Teacher: "Who wrote Fed 51?"
Student: "Maybe I should have stayed in my crunchy isolation..."
by f091993 November 20, 2010
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After a few uses, the dirty sock was a hardened crunchrag
by sandberg April 30, 2011
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Crunchy g

N.: Environmentally conscious person who is serious about leading a healthy, natural lifestyle. Crunchy as opposed to chewy ( as in granola bars ) due to high level of commitment to reducing environmental footprint even if that means sacrificing enjoyment or taste.

Adj.: having the characteristics of a crunchy g
Man, Laurie and Larry sure went all Crunchy G after moving to Portland.
by Childe Harolde March 6, 2012
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crunchy muffin

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.
I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.
by mohawkslim November 13, 2014
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crunchy bucket

When you nut on a girls butthole and she doesn't clean it off.
She's digging in her butt like she's got a crunchy bucket.
by CrustyBucket June 4, 2016
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Crunching

Doing a lot of, or trying hard to achieve a goal.
I've really been crunching this new TV show lately.
by LucasTheMucas July 19, 2017
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cruncheled

When all your friends make fun of you for being drunk and miss pronouncing words.
Dude, you were so cruncheled last night.
by Chadifer Boristien September 28, 2017
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