crumb

combo of Crazy an Dumb

"We be gettin crumb in Da Bay."

by Solano July 28, 2006

crumbing

1. stuffing crumbs down a male's urethra, then shooting them back out during ejaculation in order to arouse self or partner's appetite and sexual organs

2. stealing an intelligent person's idea and taking all the credit for it

1. Crumbing isn't a big turn on for me, but I know my brother likes it.

2. Sam is always crumbing me! Now everyone thinks he's more clever.

by Briannica November 19, 2004

crumpie

mix between cranky and grumpy

Joel was realy crumpie at char after she broke his house

by PandaPandaPanda November 10, 2007

damn coockie crumb

damn coockie crumb means something like "fucking asshole" only than in a more stupid way. insulting someone with that he's nothing more a coockie crumb to you.

person one: kicks person 2
person two: ah that's hurts you damn coockie crumb!!!

by sido-the-skemo September 30, 2006

bed crumbs

Noun. Bread crumbs whose natural habitat is your girlfriend's cosy bed, rather than the bread bag, so as to annoy the hell out of the both of you.

Honey, there's something prickling me under the covers. Do you think it's another handful of your famous bed crumbs?

by lady dlytful August 22, 2010

Crumpets and Tea

to shit and then piss on the shit after laying it down on a females breast region

i just served that funky ho some crumpets and tea, bitch.

by Daveeeeed November 4, 2008

crumpet

Small creatures that live primarily under couches and beds. They resemble cotton balls or soot balls or dust bunnies, although any smallish and round object with eyes and legs may be referred to as a crumpet. Most have stick-like arms and legs without knees or elbows. Crumpets are generally non-gender specific. Most people are unaware of their existence.

As I was eating my plate of crumpets, one tried to escape and I had to stab him with my fork as he ran across the table.

by Goobermaster January 19, 2005