poison control center

band who gets too much mega-nutrition for their own good

HAVE YOU SEEN POISON CONTROL CENTER? THEY'RE WAY SASSYxCORE!

by up_for_sale January 15, 2004

multi-contraptional

Any device or technology that is too complicated to successfully operate. A modern version of a Rube Goldberg device.

That widget is so multi-contraptional, it'll never work.

by Wayne Jones September 12, 2005

What Control!

When someone completes a task or does something with very high skill. Often used in soccer and hockey when the player keeps control of the ball/puck after a finesse move. Scoring most likely occurs after these moves are done.

Nick: Drogba shoots scores! What Control!!!!
Paul: Didier Drogba is a beast, What Control!
Dan: Apapapapapa I know!

by YAYEEEEE! November 18, 2010

cock controlled

Equivalent to pussy whipped, but with gender roles reversed.

Girl No. 1: So what are you doing this weekend.

Girl No. 2: I'm going to the monster truck show with my man.

Girl No. 1: OMG you are SOOOOO cock controlled!

by GodintheBox September 24, 2011

Custom Content

An addiction I have struggled with. I dont know how to stop. I stop for 1 minute, then relapse. Help

"Oh this custom content is soooOo good"
*deletes it all*
"fuck"
*downloads more*
CYCLE REPEATS

by depressed.llama July 27, 2018

Fat controller

A very cross man who controls creepy trains with faces.

“The Fat Controller was very cross.”

“Rubbish!” He shouted.

by p33_p33_69 October 24, 2019

Goldfish container

The bag/container that is almost impossible to open because when you open it, not all of the cardboard rips which causes there to be a thin layer of cardboard covering the hole. You will have to stab the cardboard layer and rip it open to be able to eat your delicious goldfish. After opening it, the goldfish still smile at you even though you are mad.

*Attempts to open the goldfish container like a milk carton*
Aw crap, the container did it again!
*Pulls out a giant knife from the knife holder and stabs the container 10 times*
Ugh, I hate these stupid containers!

by BigBoi Gaming January 28, 2020