Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.
71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
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When you're talking to somebody on your phone and you forget where your phone is. You may even switch ears / hands while patting your pockets looking for your phone.
I can't find my phone oh I just got hit with a wheres my phone conversation. while I was talking to you I thought I lost my phone.
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You best ignore them as dissolve their presence.
You best ignore them as dissolve their presence.
Just observe these people overtime as for the most of their time they don't do this and you find out their DEMONSTRATIVE SELF-CONVERSING is nothing more as a very manipulative tactic to throw off your thinking as to think their schizoid but it is simply not the case ANAL ALAN is you are just THINKING OUT LOUD .
If you catch any words of these DEMONSTRATIVE SELF-CONVERSING people they will be TOXIC to your thoughts.
If you catch any words of these DEMONSTRATIVE SELF-CONVERSING people they will be TOXIC to your thoughts.
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Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."
This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation
Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."
This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation
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"Have you talked to Lacy recently?"
"No I started conversations the past two times; if she really wants to put in effort in this friendship, she needs to start one now!"
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"No I started conversations the past two times; if she really wants to put in effort in this friendship, she needs to start one now!"
"Ah, the Rule of Conversations, huh?"
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