Confizzled

Confused with a little spice.

Man, that guy makes me so confizzled i don't know what to say to him!!

by Jasmine January 24, 2004

Confugant

Confusion collocating with arrogance.
Confused + Arrogant

seth:...I mean take a look at uu bush

Bea: he sure is confugant.

by arubeiskanchi August 22, 2008

confusonym

a word that sounds the same but is spelled differently than the one that was intended to be written.

most common are:
"there" instead of "they're" or "their"
"your" instead of "you're"
"wait" instead of "weight"
e.g. "You're making me want to adopt a kid so that I can throw my wait around at there PTA meeting."

also, "no" instead of "know" and "aloud" instead of "allowed"
e.g. "ANYONE NO IF I'M ALOUD TO BRING MY VIDEO CAMERA INTO YANKEE STADIUM..."

recent favorite confusonym is: "highered" (opposite of lowered?) instead of "hired"

by VBakert December 4, 2010

Never Confused

Usually meaning you are not confused about your sexuality, can be used as the ending to a sentence that you just realised made you sound a little homosexual.

From the Pub Landlord played by Al Murray in Time Gentlemen Please

"I was just curious, y'know, as to the mechanics of the whole business. What do they get up to? I was never confused!"

by Wingy May 18, 2006

jail house confetti

A slang term for semen.

I gave my woman some Jail house confetti the other night.

by kiwigum2 June 20, 2007

non-conformist

While sometimes hypocritical - it does vary.
You can't generalize on this definition.
there are the hypocrites and those who really truly believe in non-comformity.

hypocritical NC : god, everyone likes modest mouse now ! I liked them 1stt and like so i muss hate them now !

NC : I don't like all that punk rock shit and I won't pretend I do. Sure, you can like it if you want but i'm not going to pretend I do like it.

by marc March 12, 2005

Shotgun Confederacy

An Openly Homosexual Gaming clan, Canadian based. Named after a Homosexual Sex Act.

We just beat the Shotgun Confederacy at Call of Duty.

Ya, but how hard is it to beat a bunch of Canadian Homosexuals?

by Monster Joff February 26, 2010