christmas stomp

A christmas stomp is when someone dressed up as santa puts candy canes in a midget's mouth then curb stomps them.

Jerry: How did you straighten up the little fucker?
Phil: I gave him the good ol christmas stomp!

by Koala Terrorist October 25, 2018

Christmaser

Someone who excessively, prematurely celebrates Christmas. A Christmaser jumps right from Halloween to Christmas. Completely ignoring Thanksgiving. A Christmaser watches Hallmark Christmas Movies in August, etc.

My neighbor dressed up as Buddy the Elf for Halloween, what a Christmaser.
If you have ever posted, "only 364 more days until Christmas" on Facebook, you might be a Christmaser .

by Tom Turkey November 2, 2018

Christmas

The jolliest time of the year!

"Mom what am I getting for Christmas?". "Why should I tell you? and I'm getting you nothing because your still grounded".

by faze_buttcracks November 8, 2018

Christmas perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year

What time off have you got of christmas?

I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(

by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018

Christmas

The day that your parents will threaten taking away all year. Good Luck getting through spring cleaning without getting it taken away.

IT. IS. CHRISTMAS!!

by cookiemons December 12, 2018

Christmas Taint

The calendar days between December 21rst and January 1rst.

"Yeah, I'm not taking a lot of time off this year, just the Christmas Taint."

by Bearringsd December 26, 2018

Christmas Palace

IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS AND EVERYTHING IS FREE FREE FREE WHEN YOU MENTION HASHTAG #WETMILLER AT CHECKOUT. COME AND GET EVERYTHING FREE FREE FREE

"Did you hear about that place going out of business?"
"Shit yeah bro, the Christmas Palace!! that fucking place rocks. I went and got me a nut cracker and a bad ass authentic elf suit. I can't believe they are shutting down though. Its getting so clothes to Christmuth"

by Zan3 Fr0m Th3 Int3rn3t February 17, 2019