can't-wank-erous 

Frustration or irritability resulting from the inability to masturbate on account of a lack of privacy or opportunity.

Frank had relatives in town and was growing increasingly can't-wank-erous.

can't-wank-erous by ladydady December 16, 2015

can i art you 

To draw with your white goo on a females forhead while you bust

Jerry was getting fantastic dome and asked "Can I art you?" right before he busted he drew a picture of a smiley face on her forehead

can i art you by Albertsgoofy March 4, 2016

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch 

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Can't stump the Trump

When you call someone racist, biggot, nazi, commie, dumb, loser... Say that he eats children, hates humanity...

When everyone knows that you lie and right man wins.

Harry Potter knew that while Dumledoor alive, evil guys can't stump the Trump.

Can't stump the Trump by Socrates Dictionares January 24, 2017

Can't Control Time 

Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.

7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time

Can't Control Time by DarthFox January 31, 2017

can anyone scoop

When you want your friends to pick you up

I'm so bored, can anyone scoop me?

can anyone scoop by Swaggy daggy March 12, 2017

Can you

Usually followed by suck my dick

*seeing a hot girl*
Can you suck my dick?

Can you by I'm right you know May 31, 2017