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Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.
Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton
by Bradenton September 4, 2021
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braden barillas

a handsome boy who’s so perfect n is there for everyone. he’s amazing and is so so so sweet. i wish i could marry him. <3 - aisey
ais: “omg is that braden barillas?”
keira: “yes it is! he’s the sweetest boy, you should talk to him!”
by aiseyyy March 12, 2022
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To Bradbury

To Bradbury, in need of adding more words, yet not working for it in a story or book, by using many synonyms for the word same, and using commas.

Named for Ray Bradbury- and his own style of penning words.
THIS IS AND EXAMPLE - To Bradbury- 'It’ll never end, that’s also chance… is it not, when immortal, memorable, well-known, famous, illustrious, and unforgettable.'
by M. R. Duriez October 14, 2018
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From Brad Pitt to Brad Shit

When someone goes from «Brad Pitt to Brad Shit». Falling dramaticly down the social hierchy. Losing your job, wife, or getting in trouble when your on your all time high either socially or in an economic sense.
Dude did you hear that Kevin Hart won’t host the Oscars after all? “Yeah, he just went from Brad Pitt to Brad Shit. Poor guy.”
by Alexthedictionary February 4, 2019
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brad pitt

An actor that is easily so good looking he could pass for gay.

He was born in rural Springfield, Missouri, and actually spent his life being the outdoorsman he plays in many of his movies.

A man over 40 with perfect abs, blonde hair and buns of steel. Someone Hitler would have been strongly attracted to sexually.

Went from having the grunge look with long girly hair in the 90s to being more spiked up and "macho" in later years.

Is in a contrived relationship with actress Angelina Jolie, who is part black.
Brad Pitt gets all the girls, but he really wants all the boys.
by Assex 776 September 30, 2007
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Brad Scott

by swoopsdad February 4, 2010
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brms (braden river middle school)

the best school in tha fukkin worldd; half the kids there chief and dip. its da best school and the girls are hott as fukk and like to get high also.
dude #1: d00d i just bought a g of dro ,lets skipp 7th period and we can get some other people to come.

dude #2: hellz yeahh d00d i got a can of dip that i got at mainstreet last nightt ;D

brms (braden river middle school)
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