Beardoration

To lust after a beardyweirdy for no good reason other than they are sporting unusual facial hair

Paul is usually such an ugly fucker but he looked quite hot last night, I think I've got Beardoration. Hopefully he'll have a shave before I shag him

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Beardcore

Beardcore is a sub-genre of metal, or hardcore rock.
The members of a beardcore band often all have beards, hence the name.

Do I listen to beardcore? Did you mean Four Year Strong?
I'm pretty sure you meant Four Year Strong.
No?
Oh...

by Handsomely Bearded December 4, 2011

Bearded thug

A man that will hit you over the head and steal your purse.

"Can you describe the person who stole your purse?"

"HE WAS A BEARDED THUG!"

by Mr. Dinges August 22, 2012

beard save

The action of liquid falling out of ur mouth and instead of making a mess on ur shirt/pants it sticks to ur beard preventing the mess.

Dude, I do not have to wash my shirt due to that awesome beard save!

by Perseus and Thor September 14, 2013

Beard Chin

Guys who define their 'missing' chins by shaving their beards in such a fashion that it creates a jawline when really their fat gobbler connects their head to their chest as one enormous, blubber-like piece.

Wouldn't even know Fat Frank has a chin anymore if not for his beard chin. It's shaved right above his massive gobbler.

by munyshot December 2, 2013

beard sandwich

The act of placing an individuals face in between two others who have luscious, beautiful and well kept beards.

Nick: "Hey Steve & Gary - I'm having a bit of a rough day. Would you guys mind giving me a beard sandwich?"

by elwood123 March 24, 2016

wiffle beard

A very patchy beard, the pattern resembles that of a wiffle ball. It is common in teenage boys, but occasionally found in old men who cannot grow a solid beard. Becomes visible in an untrimmed beard once it is past the scruff stage. Past the peach fuzz stage.

What is with Keanu Reeves' wiffle beard, didn't he finish puberty yet?

by ArtT3ach3r December 25, 2011