ribcage beater

The king of beating ribcages with items including but not limited to: metal pipes, yardsticks, a frozen bag of sardines, Remington 500 pistolwhip style, rebar, 35 year old loaf of bread, nutsock filled with pennies, astolfo figurine, rgb keyboard, a small dog, etc.

Nerd: "Please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal pipe"

Ribcagebeater420,King of ribcage beating: "The ribcage beater is not yet satisfied"

by Ribcage beater 420 August 8, 2023

grubby dick beaters

A term used to describe the unwashed hands of an adolescent male.

HEY!! Get your grubby dick beaters off my burger!

by Mr_Shlaapu April 20, 2018

night-beater

one who beateth the meateth in the late hours due to loneliness and the balls of blue,

there was a reported night-beater reported at the boro during the year of our lord, allan murphy.

by Allan Murphy June 12, 2008

Fanny Batter

A creamy textured gunge which is expelled from the female's delicacy.

Jenny was fired from work after she accidentally whatsapped her boss telling him she "had dipped his tuna baguette in my fanny batter"

by H:moon April 3, 2015

cheek beater

When you put a lot of makeup on your cheecks

Wow kelseys such a cheek beater

by Osbcashvill March 19, 2017

bitter

Expression of being in a bad mood over a relatively minor incident, often resulting after a series of minor bad events over the course of a certain period of time

I am so bitter this morning. Last night I forgot to set my alarm clock an hour back for daylight savings so it went off an hour early and I couldn't fall back asleep, I went to go eat breakfast and their was mold on the bread and we were out of pulp free OJ, and I didn't have any clean socks so I had to wear flip flops to school in the rain and I hate school in the rain, don't you?

by rah rah May 20, 2005

wife-beater

The muscle t-shirt that guys wear under their real shirts.

James is wearing a white wife-beater

by Guppie January 22, 2004