Definitions by H:moon

Second Wind 

The spontaneous diarrhoea which always occurs after you've spent the past 20 minutes scrubbing the skid stains out your under garments. If your less educated: a wet fart

Isn't your grandma fabulous twerking, it looks like she's got her second wind.

Second Wind by H:moon April 4, 2015

Fanny Batter

A creamy textured gunge which is expelled from the female's delicacy.

Jenny was fired from work after she accidentally whatsapped her boss telling him she "had dipped his tuna baguette in my fanny batter"

Fanny Batter by H:moon April 3, 2015