cheeky little bastard

A bitch who talks back to you

Person 1: you look pretty
Person 2: aw you look pretty too. PRETTY ANNOYING
person 1: you cheeky little bastard

Mom: do this dishes
Me: no
Mom: stop being a cheeky little bastard and do the fucking dishes before I cut you

Caesar Flickerman: don't make me promise you I won't cry
Katniss: you know I wouldn't believe you even if you did
Caesar: the girl on fire is cheeky!! a cheeky little bastard

by Cheekylittlebastard November 30, 2013

bastardcock

One who either plays practical jokes on another, or who is just an annoying bitch. The word is typically used to berate a personal friend for doing something to you. I.E., if a friend shits on your chest, he or she is, by definition, a bastardcock. He or she is also fucked up. Really fucked up.

Don, why'd you cream in my eye? You fucking bastardcock.

by LordMCWhite August 8, 2007

bastard hat

an invisible device that has an overall negative effect on the wearer

Charlie must be wearning his bastard hat again

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

bastette

A female bastard.

"You're a real bastette, Jane."

"And you're a real bastard, Joe."

by skierscott February 23, 2009

Bastard sauce

A transliteration of the words "barbecue sauce" and "mustard."
When these ingredients are combined, they form a sauce that is excellent for hot dogs, bratwursts, sandwhiches, etc.

Hey, when are you going to mix up some more bastard sauce?

by Chaoticist December 16, 2010

Bastard Fry

When a wayward french fry appears in a bag of onion rings or fried zucchini. It can also apply to a regular french fry showing up in a batch of curly fries (or vice versa).

"These onion rings are delicious—hey! Is that a bastard fry? Oh, hell yes!"

by 2smokingbarrels May 23, 2012

bastida

1. A fatherless female child.
2. The female version of a bastard.
3. A woman who has no father.

And in just a blink of an eye, the princess went from being high rank royalty to nothing but a poor, helpless bastida.

by 👑Daenerys🌺Michonne👑 September 2, 2021