apple eater

1: when a woman sticks an apple core in her twat and hopes to grow a tree.
2: when a woman sticks an apple core in her twat and her partner goes bobing for apples.
3: when a womans twat gets fingered more than a keyboard on an apple imac.

catherine is an apple eater.

by johnny appleseeeed January 30, 2007

St. Augustine Apple Toss

When drunk as fuck at a local hotel pool, one is tired of the apple he has halfway eaten. He then decides to toss the half eaten apple in the pool.

After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom.

The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.

Maxwell: Yo man, after your done with that apple I want a bite.

John: Aight man... SPLASH!!! Oops, I just did the St. Augustine apple toss.

Maxwell: What the fuck did you do that for man? I wanted some of that apple.

by Grinnell March 31, 2008

Apple Bottom Ass

All my real niggas know what it is. A bitch with a perfectly big oll' ASS

Look at that apple bottom ass

by Shank from the SOUTH November 11, 2006

apple head

N.- An enourmous head.

move your apple-head! I can't see the board!

by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

applebutter

A slang term for the blend of menstrual blood and seminal fluid that results from sexual intercourse during mentstruation and often winds up on the sheets and/or bodies of those involved

"Ew, honey! what's on the bed?"
"Don't worry about it sweetie, it's just a little applebutter."

by grossgab May 31, 2009

dick appled

Completely and totally disappointed after having your hopes set very high.

You come home from a very bad day at work and you go to the fridge and you say "Oh man, I have been craving an Apple all day long!" and you reach in and grab one and take it out thinking "oh, this is gonna taste great!" You take one bite and find out it tastes like a penis! In reaction you yell "DUDE! I WAS TOTALLY DICK APPLED!

by Not a Dick Apple May 4, 2008

P-apple

*Nickname for Jen Schoborg a.k.a Pineapple, known leader of the Iowan mafia. As leader of the mafia, P-apple is known to be found in the library studying her favorite class, physics, many days. Is also known to be a target for shenanigans by many pirates.


*result of the fundamental theorem of applied calculus,
Jen=JenJen=J^2=pineapple=p-apple

"Yo P-apple! What's crakin, home skillet?"

by ZeCapn'7 December 21, 2008