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spaghetti cock

Flaccid penis that hangs like melting string cheese or overdone spaghetti
Ex: Superman has the grossest spaghetti cock I've ever seen!
by SupermanTyga May 25, 2014
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Cock Jockey

Bro yesterday Sarah wasn't home so I hired a Cock Jockey
by JacksFilmjs August 22, 2017
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vintage cock shot

Vintage cock shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time.

The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.
He sent me a vintage cock shot! He didn't just take this photo- it is recycled! He took it another day for another girl!
by whiteoakgrl17 September 25, 2011
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Cock gleam

The glisten on a penis caused by vaginal fluid.
As Sir Hemingworth neared the peak of his pleasure, he withdrew at the last moment, his desire surging like a tide against the shore. In the golden morning light of the Quantocks, his glistening length stood proud, a sword of passion poised above Lady Buchanon’s heaving bosom. The slick cock gleam upon him caught the sun’s glow, like Excalibur itself, majestic, potent, and honking like a fish mongers cuff
by Joe Smiff February 16, 2025
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YEP cock

The image of the Anthropomorfic Frog Pepe smiling to a word used to describe male genitalia
YEP cock is used in various contexts at twitch chats such as when a person mentions or show something slightly similiar to a dick.
Streamer: This is such dogshit, it shouldnt had happened, what a cock
Viewer: YEP cock
by Henrik QY December 26, 2021
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DooDoo Cock

When something is overhyped and ends up being way less cool than it was originally planned out to be
that movie was DooDoo Cock
by QuickMcScopes April 25, 2020
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Minnesota Stomp Cock

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.
Bon Jovi got the old Minnesota Stomp Cock treatment for being late to lineups.
by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021
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