Your face

Your face noun; - refers to a noun in a sentence; it is supposed to replace any noun in any sentence, towards somebody in perticular.

original statement: That looks like a bad accident...
revised statement: Your face looks like a bad accident...

Original statement: Where are they coming from?
revised statent: There on the corner of flamingo annndd, your face!

Your face by Berge April 19, 2006

your face

A comeback you can use in any situation. Usually takes place of your mom otherwise known as yo mama and jo mama.

Damn, you're ugly.
You're face.

You need to take a shower.
Your face needs to take a shower.

You're a faggot.
Your face is a faggot!

your face by Sam May 8, 2005

your mom 

1. The woman who gave birth to you and/or raised you.
2. An all-purpose insult, used to end a conversation, cover for the fact that you can't think of a witty comeback, or pwn somebody. When used in this sense, the implication is that your mom is sexually promiscuous, of below-average intelligence, grossly overweight, or any combination thereof. Does not necessarily have to make a lot of sense, e.g. 'Your mom goes to college!'
3. A ho.

Dick: '...therefore, your argument can be proven irrefutably incorrect.'
Jane: 'Your mom!'

Jane: 'Ew, this pizza tastes weird.'
Dick: 'Your mom tastes weird.'

Dick: 'Where's the remote control?'
Jane: 'I left it in your mom.'

Stephen Hawking: 'The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order.'
Dick and Jane: 'Your mom doesn't happen in an arbitrary manner!'

your mom by Something_Vague July 15, 2007

your maw

Your maw is the butt of every joke see your mom

I had YOUR maw
"what you doing?"
"Your MAw!"

your maw by hex_ten February 2, 2004

Your Face

An insult aligned Your Mom and Yo Face and is used
a.when you can't think of anything better to say at the end of a sentance.

a.
Guy: You suck and you really can't deny it.
Girl: Yeah well, YOUR FACE!

b.
Guy: You know what makes me mad?
Girl: Whut?
Guy: YOUR FACE!

Your Face by Emz October 19, 2004

your mum's tits 

Used when decsribing another's mother's mammary glands. Or cancers thereof. It is what it is. Briem.

A: You dropped your keys down the toilet.
B: your mum's tits.

A: Fuck it's cold out today.
B: Your mum's tits.
A: Who cares about my mum's tits? I'm just saying it's cold.
B: Your mum's tits are cold.

A: Your mum's tits.
B: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples.
A: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples. ... 's cancer.

your mum's tits by Donoxian MacGuigan November 11, 2007

Your Face

Your Face has become a very popular come back, especially among college students. It can be used in many forms such as: so is your face, your face, face, or complete facial!.... Sometimes people can even have full conversations with just this concept of your face. We use it if we have nothing else to say..... Your face is a perfect filler when you are at loss for words. Patty is your face all the time.

Patty: So Panda, what are you doing right now?
Panda: Ummmm.... ::Looks at computer screen, then quickly looks at Patty with an evil eye:: YOUR FACE!!!
Patty: ::Angrily:: YOUR FACE!!
Panda: ShU-Uh!! I hate your face's life!
Patty: Oh My Gah!!!! I can't stand the pain of your face!
Panda: Your face's face!
Patty: I cannot travel in this direction!
Panda: Your face can't travel in any direction!
Patty: You're a complete Facial McFacestein!
Panda: Huuurrrkk - - - - Blech.....
Patty: ::silence::... Haha, Face.
Therefor, Patty has prevailed.

Your Face by AmandownPanda March 18, 2008