1. A disgruntled, most likely overweight human
female in the middle of her life; can be found complaining at a customer service desk in a retail outlet near you.
2. "Middle Aged
Woman" or any other person demonstrating characteristics stereotypical of "Middle Aged Women"
3. A very dangerous
predator in the mall parking lot, especially around Christmas season.
This item hasn't been on sale for 3 years but that MAW still thinks she is entitled to the sale price because her deceased mother got it on sale back in the 90s.
The worst thing about being a store manager is dealing with all of the MAWs.
The MAW wanted to speak to my manager and told me I was getting fired because she didn't want to follow the store policy on returning dollar sun
glasses.
A MAW was pumping
gas while talking on her cell
phone and didn't notice the gas
pump had fallen out of the gas tank spilling 20 gallons of
gas which led to a fire burning down half of the city. The MAW still called customer service and complained about the
50 extra dollar charged to her credit card.
The MAW wanted an apple slicer that didn't core apples and then complained to our store when there were seeds in her apple
pie.