Humor or comedy that is obvious but so shockingly bad, like an imminent trainwreck even though you know what's coming you just can't look away.
by dougg.e.fresh September 19, 2009
Get the Trainwreck Humor mug.When you get on the wrong train. You're a Train-retard (traintard)Made even worse when you're mistake costs you more money and time.
ahhhhhhh, I was supposed to get on the Livingston train and this one is going to Paisley, man I'm such a Traintard
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A puppy bought by a woman to lure her man into wanting to have children. The puppy is used to train the man to bring out his paternal instincts by caring for the puppy. The man usually has no idea what he is getting into when they initially get the puppy
Sean was quiet excited about the puppy he and Michele were going to get , but little did he know that it was a "Training Puppy" , that will trick him into wanting to have children
by t_210 August 4, 2010
Get the Training Puppy mug.The motherload (turducken) of trainwrecks. A figurative plane crashing onto a train, crashing into a bus, that's running over a pedestrian while he/she's torturing a small animal that was born missing (or with extra) limbs or appendages.
I'm not talking your typical Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson trainwreck... that bitch is a trainduckwrecken!
by Awesome Feats-Fottum December 4, 2010
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Get the Trainus mug.A Dance where both hands are raised over the head and waved horizontally, the same motion used to open electronic train or tram doors in Europe. Made Famous by Stone Roses Front man Ian Brown.
by Housescoot September 29, 2012
Get the Train Door mug.The act of masturbating over an extended period of time, usually an hour, in which you simulate multiple sexual positions to increase your stamina.
Carter hadn't slept with anyone in a while, so when he though he might get lucky, he did a training run to get himself ready.
by donthinkso May 11, 2013
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