Tongue-parp

The audible fart sound from one’s mouth. Can be used as a message of disapproval, a means for communication, OR at times, an expression of comradeship. Example: Spongebob squarepants, S1 E17 ‘Rock Bottom’.

**tongue-parp** this casserole tastes worse than a room temperature slice of shit.

by Nippleglam October 4, 2020

catdik tongue

Upgraded human God. Ruling the futures past. Ruling the work world and every bitch in it. Sole owner of technologically advanced Sex drones inept with Person Pecker recognition.

Catdik Tongue is raised above the Wal-Mart parking lot, like Chris Angel. Like a God to reveal the latest The Pecker Reck name brand

by anonymous August 11, 2021

Tongue Punch the Smoke Rod

When you are hitting a bong and slip the tongue in.

After George decided to tongue punch the smoke rod, nobody was willing to hit it.

by BigBallBingus June 10, 2021

tongue noises

The language of african people

*Tongue noises while hitting your face*
"Sorry, i don't speak african."

by barbaraaaaaaa July 6, 2024

Polish Tongue Humper

A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.

The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.

by Rlvers October 6, 2016

Tongue Teaser

Coats the first layer of your tongue

do you want to tongue teaser

by TonyCaponie November 28, 2020

Tongue-blasting

A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry

I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.

by joecoolthefool November 16, 2018