Cracker Barrel

The easier way to say "Middle America," or anything west of West Virginia, or east of Colorado. The United States Heartland.
"Where did those draconian voting rights laws get passed?" "Oh, in the cracker barrel." "Of course... the states that have age of consent laws under 18 years old."
by Kuhreezo April 26, 2021
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Cracker Barrel

A group of white supremacists huddled into a U-Haul for transportation to some event or location where they can harass racial or sexual minorities.
We were having a nice picnic at the lake, but then a cracker barrel showed up.
by Lieselotte June 15, 2022
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Cracker Barrel

Verb. When the waiting staff at a restaurant take your order and it takes an hour or more for them to get out to you.
"Did our waiter seriously just go on break? I think he's Cracker Barreling us!"
by nibble-flabbus July 14, 2023
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Cracker Woofer

A very white man with such a deep voice he could be a subwoofer.
Yooooo bro, check out that "cracker woofer" over there! he could be a fucking bass guitar!
by Ahmin Yashed June 12, 2019
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cracker-sped

1)someone, usually white, who simply makes dumbass moves deserveing, nt of being made fun of, bt of being called down.

2)one who is slow and makes alot of repetitive mistakes

3)someone constantly showed up and yet still insists on bragging there weak skill or lack their of.
Monty just lost the duel he boasted about winning all week long. What a cracker-sped.

That cracker-sped Rodney just called that bitch hot. That is a guy!

He just called me gay but doesn't that bitch he's with have a beard? Cracker-sped!
by Darryl Holiday September 12, 2009
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Wig Cracker

A person who cracks one's wig and is, therefore, so obtuse and square as to give anyone who is hip a headache.
Man, that cat's so square he just doesn't get it. He's such a wig cracker
by Beanaeb January 13, 2012
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