smoker's cough

Someone who smokes alot of pole. loves the cock

Guy1: {cough cough)
Guy2: "Smoker's cough? Too much pole?"

by Luce March 15, 2003

pirate smoker

One who requisitions funds from pleasing other men in a method also known as wailing on the skin flute. Also Phillip's middle names

Phillip is a professional pirate smoker with a capital P

by Phillip December 4, 2003

shocker

two in the tuna, one in the can.
two in the pass, one in the ass.
two in the bank, one in the rank.
two in the v, one in the b.

"So I'm fingering this chick and she says to suprise her, so I pulled out an gave her a shocker!"

by WDIV April 20, 2007

Smoker

The manliest character in the entire universe of anime and manga. Yes, even manlier than Guts.
A badass marine who fights for justice and keeps the world safe from pirates on a daily basis.

He smokes two cigars at once at all times and seems to be immune to cancer. He's about as ripped as Kenshiro, minus the tiny hips. He also has a badass bike which he fuels with his own power. Who needs gas when you're a power source yourself, eh?

He's the true hero of One Piece, but that's something Oda (the author) doesn't want you to know... yet.

Man, Smoker sure kicks ass. It sucked for him when he got his weapon broken, though.

by M.. .. .. June 8, 2010

the shocker

The insertion of multiple fingers into a womans body, plus the rubbing of the clitoris. Also reffered to as Two in the pink, one in the stink, and one to command the clit.

I gave some random bitch the shocker last night, she said noone commanded her clit like that before. SCORE!

by Jake Fischer April 22, 2005

spocker

The spockers is similar to it's sister manuver, the shocker, but it envolves the previously unused resource of the ring finger. Simply make the sign of Spock, and put two in the pink and two in the stink.

Man, I had to use the spocker on that chick at the convention, my pinky almost got lost in her ass.

by Bones McCoy May 13, 2005

pirate smoker

A person obsessed with the male genetalia and will do anything to get his hands on one

Phillip is an extremely devout pirate smoker

by Phillip December 4, 2003