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S.M.A.R.T

when your job forces you to have unnecessary goals and tell you to work S.M.A.R.T (specific, measurable,achievable,realistic, timely) which is just complete bs

when in fact S.M.A.R.T is just your manager being extremely lazy and throws unnecessary work at you and wants you to figure it out while that said manager takes the glory making them out to be below and is your sign to escape

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BOSS: I nEeD YoU tO WoRk S.M.A.R.T

YOU: Sure boss because you are really S.M.A.R.T.....
by Mysterio28 October 30, 2021
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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work
Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022
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f.a.r.t.

Stands for Flatulence Anger-Release Technique, and refers to da practice of consciously "directing" or "transferring" your anger into a bubble of gas right before "letting 'er rip", so dat you are symbolically "expelling" said bottled-up hotly-negative emotions in a totally harmless manner by merely breaking wind rather than actually verbally and/or physically lashing out whenever you're excessively upset/frustrated.
If Madea had practiced da "f.a.r.t." instead of erupting into violence whenever she was upset or outraged, both she and everyone around her would likely have had a more peaceable and less-stressful existence.
by QuacksO August 17, 2022
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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

when you are so exremely bored in school or at home so you decide to do the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but with spaces
"im so bored so i decide to type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m instead of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
by coolmanguy543 September 21, 2022
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S.P.O.R.T.S

Acronym for Slap -Pull-Observe-Release-Tap-Shoot
Private- sgt my weapons jammed

Sgt- Remember your S.P.O.R.T.S
by anonymous March 16, 2023
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f.a.r.t

acronym for feminist appropriating reactionary transphobe.

farts are not terfs, theyre farts and need to addressed as such.
Person 1: did you hear about the terfs protesting the drag queen show ?

Person 2: yes, but theyre not terfs, theyre f.a.r.t.s : feminist appropriating reactionary transphobes and the farts got what they deserve for their blatant ignorance and transphobia.
by Hi Jinx March 25, 2023
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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter
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