To read the Bible

To masterly beat the nob

Achmed: ay where you going
Jerome: To read the bible. Ill be right back

by Big Nob Kyle October 30, 2019

Mind Reader

nickname for Obama director of speechwriting Jon Favreau

The Mind Reader was engaged to Quincy Jones’ daughter Rashida Jones and began his career working for John Kerry in 2004.

by Coop Dupe January 1, 2020

Bert-reading

Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.

X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.

by jhumigas June 6, 2020

guardian reader

A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon

Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!

by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020

tyler read

An absolute baller who’s Moto is “if Freddie is happy then your kids took the candy” a Tyler read is much funnier then a Freddie Goodwin and doesn’t like it up his rear

You heard what Tyler read did the other day

No what

Right hooked a toddler

by Diabulious October 31, 2020

James Reade

Tall man, very seggsy, sucks big tiny dick

Oh no, James Reade is suckin dick again! He is good at it though

by Lê Masturbator November 11, 2020

sophie read

The most amazing person isn’t the entire world, you should praise her, she is amazing, a goddess, marry her!!! If your name starts with a G you are a perfect match!!! She is so pretty, green eyed, dirty blonde hair. Not a hoe at all just an amazing girl

“Hey is that Sophie read ”
“Yeh make sure you marry her when you get the chance”

by Derekkkkkkkkllmateeeee October 20, 2020