PETCH

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You big sick petch

by wanker April 27, 2003

Petched

To petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.

Ian: What you doing mate?

Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?

Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *

Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?

Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man

*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.

by Colinlovesmen March 18, 2007

berry patch

Taint. . . the 'dingleberry patch'

Take a quick romp in the berry patch and you're already a step ahead of the competition

by USMD October 17, 2004

Pitch Perfect

The winners of britains got talent 2011!

Ant and Dec: And the winners of Britains Got Talent is.... Pitch Perfect!

by Pitch Perfect June 15, 2010

pitch

1. to fling or toss
2. to tip over or fall

Last night when I was snowboarding I hit my front edge and it pitched me face first into the ice.

by HUTCH January 12, 2004

Patch

Husky fellow that resides at the McCallie School and happens to get much vagina.

Is it true you had sex with Patch last night?

by unavailiable February 3, 2004

cabbage patch

some vaginal foliage

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"

by JW#1 November 3, 2006