The Panda Sneeze

Occurs when a fellateur gets a long pube in her nose and sneezes during oral sex due to her over zealous deep-throating and his lack of bush trimming, causing the fellatee to become enraged and punch the fellateur with both fists in both eyes simultaneously and then finishing on her face, giving her two black eyes and a white face....The Panda Sneeze

I know I should have trimmed my tree, but that bitch sneezed right before I was about to come so I HAD to give her the Panda Sneeze.

That asshole Panda Sneezed me because his thicket was so hairy that it made me sneeze..

Have you ever seen the Panda Sneeze in real life?

When was the last time you received a good Panda Sneeze?

by Howdoyoudo? October 27, 2009

Panda

Derivative of the fast-food chain "Panda Express"

Quite literally means to be a mess

Oi Colin, go have a shower, u look a right Panda

by Fabreze February 5, 2005

panda hug

A hug that a girl gives a guy when he is horny.

Giselle felt she needed to give Andrew a panda hug.

by androoltu August 11, 2009

panda

a panda is when you get punched in the eye and it goes black and so you look like an endangered asian black and white bear.

"did you see suzie's face after last nights party? her boyfriend gave her the panda of her life coz he was drunk off his tits"

by filthy gee January 1, 2006

Panda

When you suggest that your girlfriend wears loads of eyemakeup, then get them to give you a blowjob. Whilst they are there, grab their head and pull them inhem til they gag and the tears stream down their face- making the makeup run, and them look like a Panda.

''She's not talking to me again''
''Why this time?''
''I gave her a serious Panda last night''

by Ting Ting Panda King November 4, 2009

panda

Originally derived from the South Park episode starring 'Sexual Harassment Panda' circa 2000/2001. The term panda refers to someone, usually with ginger hair, who is rejected by many but accepted by few. Panda is an abbreviation for 'Sexual Harassment Gay Ginger Panda' which exploded onto the school scene in 2001.

Hey panda! Shut the fuck up!

by LazyJ June 19, 2006

panda

When an Asian,black and white guy have a threesome

Did you see that panda on PornHub

by Sexy Panda 3 April 28, 2015