A dirty Niko is where you ride a girl so hard she dies but you keep going until the smell of the dead corpse makes you puke
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Get the Nike Shox mug.An extremely cheap vodka that tastes like a cross between turpentine and rubbing alcohol. Consumed in large quantities by alcoholics and college students alike.
Imma go to the bottle shop and get a pint of Nikolai.
James filled a trash can with Nikolai to use as a base for jungle juice.
James filled a trash can with Nikolai to use as a base for jungle juice.
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Get the Nike mug.A guy who respects you and actually cares. He could be grumpy but he’s a really caring man! He’s so sweet and hard working ! He cares for those he loves! He’s been through a lot on his own but still has that strong ass feelings he can get through it! He’s very funny! And that IRLANDA BOYFRIEND
Niko is hot asf.
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Get the Niko mug.Literally why does everyone make a definition of their own name and stroke themselves with it.
Whatever the case I will do the opposite.
Nikola is a self-hating guy who feels terrible most of the time due to reasons seemingly unknown to anyone around him. He has no idea what to do with his life as there are too many roads for him to know which one is right, he is paranoid, expecting anything and everything to go against him as it sometimes does. He has few (though good) friends and is not very social. He is nearly always online making unfunny memes that only trash tier memers laugh at (like this one) and is too lazy to work on good ones (or to work in general). He does however have a big dick and is amazing and fuck these god damn name definitions :^).
Whatever the case I will do the opposite.
Nikola is a self-hating guy who feels terrible most of the time due to reasons seemingly unknown to anyone around him. He has no idea what to do with his life as there are too many roads for him to know which one is right, he is paranoid, expecting anything and everything to go against him as it sometimes does. He has few (though good) friends and is not very social. He is nearly always online making unfunny memes that only trash tier memers laugh at (like this one) and is too lazy to work on good ones (or to work in general). He does however have a big dick and is amazing and fuck these god damn name definitions :^).
Nikola: Wow that was a very funny meme I made, now when's my dad finished getting those cigarettes from years ago?
Mom: You're a disgrace to your slavic brothers and even to humanity. Fuck you.
Mom: You're a disgrace to your slavic brothers and even to humanity. Fuck you.
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