shartcake

A collection of sharts made into a pastry

Baker: "Would you like some shortberry shartcake?"
Me:"Of course! I love shartcake, especially shortberry!"

by Poonanny February 03, 2018

Nike Shox

Ugly, overpriced trainers which chav and chavettes wear

"Oy you chav wi ya shox trainers"

by PoOnAnNy May 28, 2005