The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions
My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.
by Justjamesar December 24, 2022
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An attempt to pointlessly satisfy an irrational urge in the short term.

(where in the long term on further reflection you realise it to be truly unsatisfactory)
"Sometimes I try to masturbate a really long or difficult word into a sentence just to feel I'm smarter than I actually am!"
by January 14, 2021
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When you proceed to jack your pet off and eventually use your mouth until they ejaculate
Mike attempted to perform pet masturbation but did it to hard and got bit
by trevelhasasmalldick March 21, 2017
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An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.
Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?
by L*na August 2, 2022
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