march 9

national hug a bitch day

it's march 9, let's go hug that bitch over there.

by lovely 🌻 October 15, 2019

March 25th

March 25th is a hoes birthday. If you were born in march 25th your automatically a how

person one: bro i heard that girl is a bigggg hoe
person 2: she much be born in march 25th

by hot pancakes November 25, 2021

March 7th

National ask your crush out day !!!

John: Guess What ?
Jane: What ?
John: It's MARCH 7TH !!!
Jane: So?
John: Your my crush its national ask your crush out day

Jane: Oh Okay
*Goes out*

by I'm Ya Mami <3 March 6, 2022

March 22nd

The most beautiful girl ever was born on this day and when she started her life it hit some rough spots till she met someone amazing and when she did she was happy they went through hard times but no matter what she would always care for him miss him and she knew he still felt the same

Him: Hey did you forget
Her: Forget what

Him: Happy March 22nd

by HerMoron22 August 26, 2022

March 13

National fuck with your crush day

random guy: hey it's March 13 i can fuck with my crush
random guy 2: WAIT REALLY??

by shorter than your dick January 7, 2022

March 21

The day when your teachers have to say yes to EVERYTHING.

Student: Miss can we skip lessons?
Teacher: No
Student:But it's March 21st!
Teacher: Oh yes you can

by Mazzy63 March 6, 2022

march 29

anyone born on this day are the best. They are caring and love their friends so much. It might not be shown a lot, but they would do anything for their friends. People born on this day have very big hearts and suffer from a lot of pain mentally. Though they try their best to get through it. They also always put their friends before them.

friend 1: "when is your birthday?"
frined 2: "march 29, why?"
friend 1: "OMG YOU'RE THE BEST"

by Sooooocrazyyy February 16, 2022