liberals

The people who took the Pledge of Allegiance out of schools because it “forces” some kids to say “under god”, However Muslims can still wear their turbans on their heads for their religion because if we told them they couldn’t it would be unconstitutional?

Abdar Al Suckadick doesnt have to stand for the pledge because its against his religion. Meanwhile John Doe saw Mr. Suckadick and told his liberal parents about it and eventually shit went down and good bye freedom. Liberals suck, they fuck everything up by making things complicated

by Freedomisntfree July 20, 2008

libertarian

1)One who advocates maximizing individual rights and minimizing the role of the state.
2)One who believes in free will.
3)Not a conservative or liberal in the modern sense.
4)Believe in the freedom to do as you wish as long as you don't hurt others.
5)Freedom, Liberty, Minimal Government.

I vote Libertarian because the biggest wasted vote is for another evil Republican or Democrat.

by Andrew April 26, 2004

Liberalism

Literally means scandal and corruption.

“I wish I could be in a crime family!”

“Your liberalism is really shining through Justin.”

by C0nm4n October 21, 2020

Going to the Library

The act of getting together with your dorm buddies to go smoke pot without your RA knowing it.

Room 159: "Hey, I'm going to the library, want to come?"
Room 155: "Sure, just let me grab my books and backpack."

by sacratoy March 2, 2009

Massachusetts Liberal

The guy who wrote www.fuckthesouth.com

No example. Just go to the site.

by TheEye5000 January 23, 2005

liberator

a device used in the movie MEET THE PARENTS II that Barbra Steisand carried around with her to show couples how to have better sex. Adds for the LIBERATOR can be seen on the internet and in the back of magazines. It can be changed into many different positions to get the best angles for sex.

With the LIBERATOR the octoganarians were able to get into positions to have sex that have not been possible since their twenties.

by Deborah Lee July 1, 2006

Liberal

A Synonym For Dumbass Retard.

“Hey! Go Back To Special Ed Dumb Liberal!”

by JustMilk July 25, 2020