limp lama

The act of putting ones penis inside the asshole of a man, or woman, whichever you prefer. Then orgasming atleast 4 times and waiting until you actually become limp inside the asshole. Then you thrust as fast as possible and time how long it takes you to become fully stiff. Once you are stiff again you can pull out and, like a lama, the asshole should spit cum back at you.

What i wouldnt give to limp lama that guy....

by Givenlifeapurposeagain October 3, 2011

hotdog lamp

the base of a penis in which gets aroused easily

Put your hotdog lamp into my hallway

can i hump your hotdog lamp

by sexlovers July 12, 2011

Adam Lambertness

to posses or exude the personality of Adam Lambert; to have the feeling of Adam Lambert

The new CD had a Adam Lambertness feeling to it. I liked it.

by Rebel Sullivan May 25, 2012

Irish lamppost

When you get a boner and and tuck it between you waistband and stomach to conceal it's massiveness

You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!

by Big Dick Rick1738 March 7, 2017

Lava Lamp Blaster

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.

Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

Redneck Lamborghini

Dodge Viper

Look at Bill and his redneck lamborghini

by BamBam_ShoelessMan July 27, 2018

Bean Lamp

A very fuckin’ dumb person
Avoid people as dumb as this

Wow, that boy Ethan, he is most definitely a Bean Lamp

by faggotdeluxe259 December 20, 2018