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Mike and Kristan 

The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.
That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!
Mike and Kristan by K84 May 29, 2023

Japanese Rice Krispy 

getting at least 10 "midget: Women and Ejaculating on their face, butt, and in their vagina
" I pulled the Japanese Rice krispy on that ho"

Japanese Rice Krispy 

Where you collect atleast a week worth of semen then grab around 10-20 midget Asian females and pour it all over their face and naked body
Hari wants to do the Japanese Rice Krispy with County

El Paso Krista mista

When you’re sitting at the cardio office and you let one rip, but instead of it going out the back it shoots up the front and through the cooter picking up the moisture and becoming a mist.
It’s hot girl, hit me with that good ol El Paso krista mista.
El Paso Krista mista by Drfupaloopah December 30, 2025

Back at it again at Krispy Kreme 

What you say whilst holding a Krispy Kreme paper hat before doing a back handspring into kicking a sign off the wall.
Guy holding paper hat: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme
Guy holding paper hat: (kicks sign)