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Jamesh Kon

Pronounced: "jam-esh-cone" (stated at 1.5x speed)

"Jamesh kon" is the farsi expression, and english equivalent of "get or gather your shit together."

If you have a Persian friend, or happen to have a Persian neighbor who's generally noisy, disruptive, annoying, or just generally difficult, all you have to do is simply request that they..."jamesh kon."

A quick "Jamesh kon" is the most effective way to get a person to self reflect and become more cognizant of their wild and nonconforming ways.
Why are you mowing the lawn at 6 AM Behzad? ... jamesh kon.

That's a nice pair of loppers you have there Ali, but it's 9 AM on a Saturday so... jamesh kon.

Look, I know your shrubs and plants are out of control and you really want to use your pruning saw right now, but I'm going to need you to...jamesh kon.

Is that seriously a wheelbarrow you have there Hooshang? ...jamesh kon.

Put the leaf blower down Ali...jamesh kon.
by KimberlyDee August 5, 2020
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Jarrito96

Internet handle by none other than “Darnell Grimes” aka juniors brother who’s an aspiring actor and former fitness trainer.

Hardly posts anymore, mostly considered a social media ghost

jarrito96 is instantly an iconic username that’s associated with Dirty Darnell, very easily identified
Jarrito96 means grimes, Darnell grimes

_________

Junior: wtf bro? Why you stealing my likes?

Darnell: you ain’t had any in the first place, little boy

Junior: I’m the top dog, get in line

Darnell: then I’m the bouncer that kicks you out instead

Junior: …..

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Don’t mess with jarrito96 he’s low key deadly and most definitely plotting revenge should you cross him
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jason mewes

When you vomit gently on to a persons chest while masturbating.
I walked in on Tom in the cellar and he was doing a jason mewes with Frank.
by BChewalski March 5, 2013
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Jingle Jangle Jewellery

Testicular decorations
Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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janojek

He is a man that is sort of obsessed with anime, vtubers, and food, he’s also a god, dont listen to the other definitions, he is not wanted in 15 states, that is slander, he is wanted in 32 states
that guy is acting like janojek ïdk?
by thecapper November 13, 2020
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Idc.jaee

A random on tiktok who never misses with edits or takes. Slowly growing on the anime side of tiktok
Oh idc.jaee? Mf has never missed
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jippy jake

1. A douchebag. A paid or part time firefighter/medic that likes to tell others of how important he is and that he can solve all of life's emergency needs.

2. Jippy Jake has all the training, fresh out of the academy, with maybe 3 to 5 years of diluted experience and wants to help... Only he hasn't the slightest fucking clue of what he's suppose to be doing.

3. Jippy Jake likes to belittle the public he is suppose to be serving and spends countless hours on social media and on his ass at the station, trash talking volunteers and paid on call firefighters and EMTs.

4. Jippy Jake will never talk shit in person. He is a coward and doesn't want to get his ass beat by the real Firefighters. He never actually even takes vitals on medical calls nor lifts a finger on fire calls, again, clueless coward.
E24C: "who is that sitting on his ass in the third due apparatus while everyone else is tending to injured and putting out the fire?"

Batt2: "That's Parnell, he's a Jippy Jake bitch pretending to be important, his own guys don't even want him on scene."
by Chits_gettin-real June 29, 2014
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