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cap
the word lying but built different
yo that’s cap i didn’t fuck the dog
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by thecapper November 11, 2020

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cap
it means your lying but in a different way
bro that’s cap i was in electrical
by thecapper November 11, 2020

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He is janojek, he has multiple personas since he’s wanted in over 15 states, he has answered to zanozek, kanokek, kanoleko_the_geko, and many more, currently it is rumoured he goes by the_oc_kelpo now, if you have any leads please fuck off im trying to hide
damn janojek don’t pull out the 9
by thecapper November 11, 2020

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He is a man that is sort of obsessed with anime, vtubers, and food, he’s also a god, dont listen to the other definitions, he is not wanted in 15 states, that is slander, he is wanted in 32 states
that guy is acting like janojek ïdk?
by thecapper November 13, 2020

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gay
while in recent years it has meant something else, when you call something gay it typically means something is dumb, stupid, not right.
yo that homework was so gay last night
My boss is so gay, he makes me work extra hours, no overtime pay
by thecapper November 16, 2020

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The day of Janojek or possibly the_oc_kelpos birthday, they don’t celebrate it so to annoy him you must first tell him you know their birthday, and you must say happy birthday to them
ay it’s february 8th ima go say happy birthday to my man jano
by thecapper November 15, 2020

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To be an absolute swindle you must first say think of something completely retarded, then you must say this statement/opinion to a janojek near you, he will absolutely murder you.
Yo janojek did you know i’m better than you? You absolute swindle! GO KILL YOURSELF(gets obliterated by a tooth brush)
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by thecapper November 15, 2020

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