by vcxiumtms June 23, 2022
Get the Greggs mug.Any member of a social group who will only accept the pre-approved opinions of the group as their own. Consistent cycles of recruitment, confirmation, acceptance, and denial govern their daily lives. They manufacture truth through repetition and free & independent thought makes them furiously angry.
They commonly share a penchant for attempting to solidify their suppositions, which they’ve just received from Talk Radio, by making random announcements. It is believed that this technique both spreads newly acquired opinions more rapidly and tests the immediate surroundings for possible recruits.
A gregarian will very evangelistically espouse Talk Radio, usually way too loudly, in order to affirm their absolute loyalty. Especially if a fellow gregarian is nearby. And even louder still, both in announcement and Talk Radio volume, if the near by gregarian ranks higher in social status.
They commonly share a penchant for attempting to solidify their suppositions, which they’ve just received from Talk Radio, by making random announcements. It is believed that this technique both spreads newly acquired opinions more rapidly and tests the immediate surroundings for possible recruits.
A gregarian will very evangelistically espouse Talk Radio, usually way too loudly, in order to affirm their absolute loyalty. Especially if a fellow gregarian is nearby. And even louder still, both in announcement and Talk Radio volume, if the near by gregarian ranks higher in social status.
by Ripley3 November 1, 2006
Get the gregarian mug.Jeez, Becky. Stop shoving all those chicken nuggets in your face and come party with us. You're acting like a Gregan.
by The_gregan April 17, 2014
Get the gregan mug.My girlfriend wanted to use a strap on the other night... I might as well change my name to Gregory.
by Ms.FluffyLlamapants August 24, 2018
Get the Gregory mug.A very nice and wealthy best friend who always has your back, great fashion sense and will always be available for you. He is a simp
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by Guitardad July 17, 2020
Get the Greggy mug.This is the act of sussing out a Gregg's restaurant (pah!) that has toilets inside and getting your rocks off shagging one of their most prized specialities.
You order a steak-bake then swiftly retreat to the toilets where you sit on teh shitter, bite a hole in the steak-bake, stuff your manhood into the warm steak-bake and do a crap while frantically screwing the steak-bake trying to beat the 'every 15 minute' toilet check off teh pervy cleaner.
Extra points are awarded for diarrhea splttered all over the cubicle.
NB. Be sure to check that you don't cop for the rumoured 'hot lava steak-bake', that's contents is literally hotter than the centre of the earth.
You order a steak-bake then swiftly retreat to the toilets where you sit on teh shitter, bite a hole in the steak-bake, stuff your manhood into the warm steak-bake and do a crap while frantically screwing the steak-bake trying to beat the 'every 15 minute' toilet check off teh pervy cleaner.
Extra points are awarded for diarrhea splttered all over the cubicle.
NB. Be sure to check that you don't cop for the rumoured 'hot lava steak-bake', that's contents is literally hotter than the centre of the earth.
Just last week I was walking thru town and got a massive boner so I went to the nearest Gregg's and ordered a coke with a side helping of Gregg's blunker. Trouble was the cleaner caught me milking my man muscle with the food stuff and he boked all over me. Thus, it was actually a Chunky Gregg's blunker!!!1 Ultra WIN!!!1
by Frederick le Chocco-Goatse January 2, 2008
Get the Gregg's blunker mug.A penis that is disproportionately small by comparison with the rather colossal man who possesses it.
Man, did you see Greg's dick in the locker room yesterday? I thought for a seven foot tall, 280lb man, he'd have been hung. But he has a real gregory johnson.
by amaZingKip September 20, 2011
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