god 

a kind being that helps us all ::cough cough it seemed funny::

isnt god good to.....fuck this shit

god by Anonymous April 18, 2003

God 

someone or something that, in a universal sense, is everything and nothing. a million paradoxes, He or it can represent all that the mind is unable to comprehend, and all it can comprehend. he or it is seen as a father, creator, slavedriver, friend, imaginary being, fate, lifegiver, lifetaker, and much more. Wars are fought in it's name. Kings and rulers have been believed to be it. miracles have been attributed to it. Many people died because of it, or the believed absence of it, and yet so do they live by it and through it and without it. people defy it, ridicule it, curse it, but secretly fear it and pray to it whether they know it or not. Because in a sense everything is everything else, and nothing else. every move is in both God and in something much more mundane. every word is a prayer and a curse, depending on its intention. and so God is there for us if we believe. He isn't there if we don't. but whether he exists or not, does it really change anything here, now?

"God did it.""goddamnit!""this is God's fault.""God isn't real!""god is more real than you can imagine""praise god for this miracle!"

"If God did not exist, it would have been necessary to invent him."-Voltaire

God by Axle May 21, 2004

god 

God, steve and wayne, two controlling figures that rock everyones world. Everything that we do is envyed by the world. God.. we rock

Steve and Wayne are god, we rule the world. Everyone looks up to how cool and badass we are.

god by steve March 2, 2005

God 

A term that is used for a dirty inconsiderate bastard that thinks he owns everything

God is real, just look it up in the bible and you will see.

God by Dontronpuck March 27, 2007

God 

A word alot of people believes in that is used to express disbelieve.

Oh my GOD! You believe in God! You moron!

God by Christ Jesus the savour October 8, 2008

god 

basically dog backwards
so if you think about it
everyone is jewwish realy

god eats apples dogs apples eat

god by pooo0 October 20, 2008

God 

An All Knowing Being that answers peoples prayers and cures cancer, but never answers a prayer of a Amputee.

Man1-God my leg is gonna get cutt off because of cancer. Please help me Lord.
The Next Day
Man1- Godammit!!!

God by Nha T. April 13, 2009