"What brings you to the ER tonight?"
"I was eating dirty and now I feel itchy!"
"OK. I'm going to test you for HIV."
"I was eating dirty and now I feel itchy!"
"OK. I'm going to test you for HIV."
by Hazel Street December 7, 2020
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consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.
My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 26, 2021
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by Insertnamehere072 February 6, 2021
Get the Esting mug.A phrase used when telling your children about the time you and your high school/college friends got high out of your minds but still want your kids to respect you.
by VeeTree April 23, 2021
Get the Eating a sandwich mug.National eating dick day is on May 2 . Girls Celebrate by going out with their couple and eating their dick.
Julia:”I’m going to my boyfriend house to eat his dick.
Juan:”Why?”
Juliana:”Today is national eating dick day.”
Juan:”Why?”
Juliana:”Today is national eating dick day.”
by anonymous May 2, 2021
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Same as talking
Same as talking
Are they eating or scheming
by pseudonym1234568910 May 24, 2021
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