Dillon

A specific type of towel, used in predominantly Polish neighborhoods.

"I don't understand. I was told there would be a dillon here for me to wipe my face with, but instead, there is not a dillon. By dillon I mean towel."

by Carson Roblerts April 22, 2009

dildo

A cylinder/ penis like tube made out of rubber or sylicon used to smack children with when they missbehave or piss you off.

Can often be purple or black with spikes.

Can also be used to masturbate

Bobby; mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom
Mom; bobby shut up or im going to beat you up with my dildo
Bobby; MOM
Mom * smacks with dildo*

Mom; now shut up dont make me take the black one with spikes out!

by crazytaco March 3, 2011

dildo

a fake man for hypocritical girls.

"I don't need a man! BZZZZ."

Why do most girls usually buy dark colored oversized dildos, ERRRRR nevermind...

by anonymous April 15, 2005

dildo

n. something you stick in your pussy.

Some of my female slut friends own many dildos.

by johnw April 16, 2006

Dilloned

the act of throwing a newborn puppy into a microwave, then laughing while it explodes

guy 1: dude i dilloned my puppies last night
guy 2: awesome dude, lets kill ourselves

by mr. bojangles dick April 27, 2009

dildo

something that is very fun to watch a girl use

my girlfriend wishes there was a dildo as big as my cock

by hello! September 6, 2003

Dildo

The Male version of a MILF.

Dad I'd Love (to) Do

"..mmmmm there goes one sexy Dildo"

by JiniVancouver October 13, 2007