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And what I said about deadlines is that establishing a deadline makes you think you get to wait until the deadline to do the thing I said rather than just doing it faster.
Hym Iam "Ok. And what did I say? I said NOT that. So no. You shouldn't have stole and fucked it up initially. You would still have a holy land but you don't listen, do you? You don't listen to the words people say. You could have prevented that entirely by 1. Not beings stupid and 2. Listening to the words I said."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2026
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did not cook

When someone does something and they don't get the reactions they thought they were going to get.

When a joke fails.
Yo you seen the video John posted? He thought folks were really gonna fuck with his shit, bro did not cook.
by EaglesLose666 February 1, 2025
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why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger

this is when Wendy's try to argue over a cheeseburger should have cheese but he specifically said no cheese
"why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
"um sir.."
"SYBAU I WILL COME OVER IN THERE AND SHOOT YOU"
by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 12, 2025
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How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
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