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Oblyveus Cracker

Caucasian rapper who believes he is the greatest hip hop artist of all time, but who is fat and dorky. The godfather of 5150 Drift style of hip hop.
He's not a rapper, he's fat, white, geeky, and bald. Thats Oblyveus Cracker crazy cracker rapper.
by {======}~~~$m0k3r July 20, 2010
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Magical Cracker

The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.
Julie Andrews is a two-time magical cracker actor.
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Belinjo Crackers

Made from the fruit of a Belinjo (gnetum gnemon) tree, the ripe red fruit are boiled then pounded and dried into flat little disks that puff up a bit when fried for just a few seconds.
We hope you enjoy our cheese flavoured Belinjo crackers!
by nurshahzani August 11, 2021
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Frosted Cracker

A Frosted Cracker is the result of playing the age old game where you and your mates circle jerk around a cracker until you all nut. Thus leaving the last one to nut to then eat the Frosted Cracker
Tony: LOL looks like rob is the last one to nut

Rob: Dang now i gotta eat the Frosted Cracker
by crackhead bible man October 26, 2022
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Cracker donkey

A white male or female referred to a white jackass
That there sweetie is what you call a cracker donkey.
by Hipigs March 14, 2017
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vampire cracker

Dave loves to pick off his scabs and offer them to other people as vampire crackers.
by SnowBunnyAK47 November 7, 2015
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triscut cracker

When you crumble triscut crackers and shove them up your ass, then fart strongly so the triscuts blow out onto your partners back, then you snort the crumbs.
Yo, u got a second to give me a triscut cracker homie?
by Dr Shocker July 17, 2014
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