cooked

A way of describing or talking about a subject in an overly negative regard or fashion.

Bro #1: “Mane you heard the news bout Mikey Williams?”
Bro #2: “Yeah that niggas career is cooked.”

by lightyfriedostrich October 12, 2023

cooked masterpiece

what a boy calls a girl in a sad attempt to call her hot

Boy: "Linda you cooked masterpiece"
Linda: wtf

by fkcnt69 June 23, 2021

cooked

when you are in a situation that seems to be ending badly.

"yeah bros cooked"

by my name is sukuna March 13, 2024

Cooked

1. When you are absolutely done for.
2. "Cook", "Cooking": When someone is setting up for something, or doing something difficult, or clutching up in a game.

1."Bruh, my mom found my grades."
"Yo ur cooked bro. You needa flee the country bruh."
2. "Bruh, it's 1v3, that's game."
*Player count drops down to 1v2*
*Player count drops down to 1v1*
"Holup, he MIGHT clutch.. Let him COOK!"

by Mightyplayer555 June 26, 2024

Friction cook

Slang term for any sort of masturbation that cause rubbing or “friction” to cause pleasure.

My wife is a real chef, last night she friction cooked my sausage and finished it off with an Alfredo sauce.

by Dagalags May 28, 2025

james fuller cooking

A tall male who has alot of sex

james fuller cooking is a sexy beast

by whiteboy767 May 4, 2022

Who let the Fallen Angels cook?

The same thing as “Who let bro cook?” except it’s blaming the Fallen Angels for it. A reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls.

It’s used when someone sees something that can be considered an amalgamation, abomination, or something that shouldn’t really exist hypothetically or literally.

Person: “What the f*ck is that?!”

*Sees something that probably shouldn’t exist.*

Person: “Who let the Fallen Angels cook?!”

by Pseudonym2100 April 20, 2024