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hobo condom

its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor
man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom
by !gibby! May 31, 2011
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Condom Quencher

A man who hordes condoms and names them by the box. After used, he sucks the sweat out of the condom and stores them as a collection.
Ronnie: What a fucking idiot John is, Joey.
Joey: Yeah, he's definitely a condom quencher.
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Brazilian War Condom

A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.
Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.
by Chubbledyplunk February 14, 2021
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condom dress

A dress made of condoms for girls who want attention, or men. Or both.
Yo bro she's wearing a condom dress to prom!
by Horseee Girl! July 18, 2016
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luggage condom

Did you order the luggage condom for our trip later next month, I don't want my bag getting scratched.
by Uncertainfish October 2, 2022
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Icy Hot Condom

When you stick your dick in an icy hot bottle and partake in anal and oral sex at the same time
I am going to icy hot condom Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
by !Hey February 15, 2023
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condomer

a kickass skateboard trick that involves a 360 ollie and a 180 kickflip
dude he just did a condomer.
by smokeyjoe08 July 4, 2009
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