Condom Quencher

A man who hordes condoms and names them by the box. After used, he sucks the sweat out of the condom and stores them as a collection.

Ronnie: What a fucking idiot John is, Joey.
Joey: Yeah, he's definitely a condom quencher.

by IMolestMyCatBecauseHeLikesIt March 28, 2020

Brazilian War Condom

A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.

Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.

by Chubbledyplunk February 14, 2021

condom dress

A dress made of condoms for girls who want attention, or men. Or both.

Yo bro she's wearing a condom dress to prom!

by Horseee Girl! July 18, 2016

You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022

condom race

a specific type of three legged race.

Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.

by nomorehome October 21, 2008

condoms

kid nappers during sex

i was using condoms in my ass

by cocksuckalot February 22, 2022

hobo condom

its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor

man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom

by !gibby! May 31, 2011