Gnat Bread

Gnat bread is the matter that forms in the corner of your eyes, especially during sleep. If you go outside with said matter still in your eye and there are gnats around, they will swarm to your eyes and feast on the matter. AKA: Gnat Bread

First thing in the morning....
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

banana bread

When a man puts his penis (banana) between someone's "buns" (butt) for the purposes of outercourse or anal sex.

"I told my wife that I was simply at the neighbor's to bake some banana bread, but I think she's on to me."

by shimmythejimmy April 15, 2020

Super Un-breaded

Adjective: having no money or hella broke

"Man i'd go to the movies wit y'all but im super un-breaded"

by andrew pimentel August 7, 2006

trevor's bread

Trevor's bread is a definition of a huge load of pubic hair mixed in with home made bread and mayo to pleasure one's self

Dude I went over to Zach's house yesterday and he was using trevor's bread

by fwefeef January 26, 2016

slice my bread

Slice my bread a reference used when you and your friends (or if u have none and are by yourself) find a hot picture of a guy and they are extra fine and sharply looking. Mostly when they have a jawline sharper than a knife that you can not get over.

When saying this it usually refers to them slicing a loaf a bread with their jawline.... just kidding.

"OMG did you SEE that jawline it was on point."
" Yah, I KNOW SLICE MY BREAD LIKE SERIOUSLY."

by Legitimacy November 29, 2016

The End of Bread

The termeniation (or End) of a social or cultural occurrence; the stopping of a common or normal event; a drastic ending

Person a: Phil hasn't texted me for the first time in two weeks!
Person b: dude, it's the End of Bread

by It's Phil April 22, 2017

Slow as bread

Slow as bread is a phrase attributed to things that are going the normal speed as they should but you, for some reason, do not like it.

"My team is slow as bread."

by vampireckstasee September 15, 2009