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Boobs

Boobs are a snack, a really nice snack.
If you are a woman you should share your boobs with other people, so they can enjoy the snack too. Remember sharing is caring. If you see a homeless man who has no food and you have nothing to give him, then if you are a woman who then share your big boobs and snack with them.
*Girl get in bus and sits down*
*man gets in the bus too and sits next to girl*
Man-“ Hey I didn’t have any breakfast do you think I could have a nibble at your snack”
Girl-“ of course! My dad always told me sharing is caring!”
*Girl lifts us shirt and take off bra*
Girl- “eat up!”
*man goes under shirt and starts licking at the boobs*
Girl- “do you like it ? My dad told me last time that my boob was soooo tasty, more tasty then my mums”
Man- “oh yeah, there delicious
*man starts violently sucking boobs*
Girl- oh that tickles! Hahaha
by What.the.hell December 24, 2022
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fatigo bolsa

fatigo bolsa to you, fatigo bolsa to you, fatigo bolsa dear Alex, fatigo bolsa to yoooouuu!
by Sarra C.B.Q May 13, 2005
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girlfriend's boobs

I just saw my girlfriend's boobs the other day
by brubraker June 19, 2017
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Boobs

A pair or set of two owls, in relation to there slang name hooters.
Hey you see those boobs up on that tree branch?
by Americanglitch April 16, 2011
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snoopy boobs

Not what taylor has!!!!!
Taylor has the most sexiest non snoopy boobs ever!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU TAYLOR LOL
by Mitch McAllister March 1, 2004
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boobs

Two large, unattractive blobs of fat which protrude forth on females.
She has a large set of boobs. This is an indicator that she will be fat afterwards if she ever spawns.
by A. DeBrowski April 21, 2008
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off boobs

If you're 'off boobs' then you've drunk to the stage where you lose the plot and do things that would seem outrageous and unacceptable where you sober.
Policemen: Excuse me, why did you just brick that granny's window?
NK: Cos off boobs init
Policemen: Well I'm going to have to take you into custody
NK: Fuck that you daft cunt, I'm bailing..
*NK then runs int toot wall*
by NK_Manz October 21, 2010
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