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ejac-u-beam

A sporadic discharging of heatvision, brought on by sexual fantasies and/or watching animals copulate.
"HAHAHA!!!! Did you see it, the ejac-u-beam??"
by Macky T. July 16, 2003
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Beam me up

An expression used when getting drunk off of Jim Beam, referring to Star Trek. When one says "Beam me up" They usually intend to get drunk to the point that they may as well actually be "beamed up," because they intend to be completely incoherent, and trying to carry out a real conversation with them would be almost impossible.
Scotty: Dude I just got a couple bottles of Jim Beam!
Ted: Shit dude! Beam me up!
by hare bear September 9, 2010
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Beadle

Person with short, fat, sausage-like fingers.
How big does that pint look in his Beadle hands?!
by Homer J Simpson January 4, 2005
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douche beard

The pencil-thin mini-beard worn exclusively by douche bags. Commonly identified by an overly symmetrical, millimeter-thin stripe of facial hair on a guy in an Ed Hardy shirt.

Examples include Ali G, that douchey guy from The Backstreet Boys, and guys who purse their lips for photos. See also "Jersey Shore."

Often accompanied by excessive Drakkar Noir cologne, Overuse of Axe body spray, blingy diamond earrings, and those shaved-in hair stripes, like MC Hammer or Bobby Brown.
"A guy sporting a douche beard totally wears bikini briefs."

"Never trust a man who wears a douche beard."
by Go-Dog-Go April 1, 2010
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anal beads

Anals beads is something you put in your arsehole and pull out one by one.

Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.
Wow you and Kate are so kewl Brian, but next time wash those anal beads before you put them around your neck. It kinna smells and screams a Springer episode.
by Friday13 September 6, 2010
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Black Beard

When a male ejaculator, carefully jisms's on the womans overgrown pubic hair, then ripping the glue like combination of the hair, and the jiz, off, and place it on one of the girls eyes. You then proceed to kick the bitch in the shin, and watch her hop around like a one eyed pirate.
My bitch was acting up so i gave her a black beard.
by Jose Chavez March 24, 2005
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Anal Beads

A small string of metal beads used to stick up ones ass. Used for sexual excitement. I.E. Crack heads.
I enjoyed smelling grandma's anal beads.
by Adrian October 15, 2003
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