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The pencil-thin mini-beard worn exclusively by douche bags. Commonly identified by an overly symmetrical, millimeter-thin stripe of facial hair on a guy in an Ed Hardy shirt.

Examples include Ali G, that douchey guy from The Backstreet Boys, and guys who purse their lips for photos. See also "Jersey Shore."

Often accompanied by excessive Drakkar Noir cologne, Overuse of Axe body spray, blingy diamond earrings, and those shaved-in hair stripes, like MC Hammer or Bobby Brown.
"A guy sporting a douche beard totally wears bikini briefs."

"Never trust a man who wears a douche beard."
by Go-Dog-Go April 01, 2010

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