alaskan apple cider

This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside

Marshall gave me the best alaskan apple cider last night, and it felt amazing.

by alaskan guy March 14, 2017

test apparel

The cloths you put on for school when you know the day will be full of tests.

Usually sweatpants and a hoodie; Not very fashionable yet very comfortable.

P1: “You look like trash today”
P2: “This is just my test apparel.”

by Karsen October 16, 2017

Chocolate apple

When you dry chocolate sauce sauce onto you scrotum and allow female to suck it off

You- "Yo Joe I gave this girl a chocolate apple last night, it was all in her teeth"
Joe- "wow she was lucky!"

by killerpie202 June 10, 2018

Taffy Apple

A person (usually of the Caucasian descent) you know who likes to shove shit up his ass, like wine bottles, car keys, lightbulbs, toy trains, and in some cases uncles.

Well hot damn shove a stick up my ass and call me a taffy apple

by Hotel? Trivago. June 18, 2018

Colossal Applause

A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a driver experiences while entering or immediately after entering a vehicle when coming to the conclusion that the passenger doors did not unlock; especially after repeated attempts to unlock the door, usually remotely. The phrase derives from the feeling a gladiator would experience in a large, audience-filled coliseum after a poor performance; usually a feeling of embarrassment, shame, or stupidity. Often times after such an incident, the passengers would ridicule the drivers actions by use of a sarcastic applaud; similar to a displeased crowd demanding the observing emperor to signal for the gladiator’s death.

The antonym of colossal applause is “chariot’s itch”. See “chariot’s itch”.

Listen guys, I don’t need to hear your “colossal applause”, let's just go.

by camvant June 22, 2018

Pelosi applause

An applause that is actually sarcastic.
Pelosi clap

Hey John, was that a genuine applause or a Pelosi applause?

by m-fun February 6, 2019

Flesh apple

A term used to describe a man's testicles

My flesh apple really itches

by Lvposty July 6, 2019