walang forever

Usually says here in the Philippines, by those who just got dump by their exs, those who don't believe in love, and to those who hate couples walking around in public places or showing their affection to each other as extremely sweet lovers.

(boyfriend and girlfriend sitting on the public bench)
boyfriend: I love you baby!
girlfriend: I love you too baby!
(a stranger appeared out of nowhere)
stranger: WALANG FOREVER PUTANG INA NYO!

by YAMNAMS May 24, 2016

Alex Walker

Adj:
A girl that is extremely cool with the hottest ass. Everyone likes an Alex Walker and only dudes that are pretty special would be able to keep Alex Walker's attention. She thinks she is tan but not really, has blondish hair and sparkling eyes with a bubbly personality and of corse a rockin' body.

Guy #1 Man, She is so Alex Walker
Guy #2 Dooooood. If only i could hit that
Guy #1 agreed.

by dudeguy109 September 20, 2009

He who walks behind the rows

A corn God from the movie "Children of the corn"

Did you really think that He Who Walks Behind The Rows would allow you to escape?

by Nicole February 18, 2004

Wall Jockeys

Remnants of shit on the back of the toilet bowl after an explosive session of pooping.

Who took a shit? The bowl is fucking littered with wall jockeys.

by thesingleshot May 29, 2009

Walmart Rental

Buying something from walmart to use for awhile, and then return after you're done.

Person A: Are you going camping this weekend?
Person B: I don't have a sleeping bag.
Person A: Oh, just get it on Walmart Rental, and grab a cooler too.
Person B: Oh yeah, I'll just buy it and return it next Monday.

by Douglass The First September 20, 2009

Walmart Woman

A woman, typically a sizable one who shops at Walmart and shows the common signs of obesity. Usually sits in those scooter wheelchairs and yells to the top of her lungs if she does not get her way.

Person 1: "Hey go grab some Doritos from the shelves down there"
Person 2: "Can't, there's a damn Walmart Woman blocking the aisle"
Person 1: "Let's go move her"
Person 2: "Excuse me ma'am but can I troubl-"
Person 1: "You damn Walmart Woman, Why did you eat him!"
Walmart Woman: "Arrrggghhnnn"

by thechickengoesquack June 13, 2015

peely wally

A sick,pale and generally ill looking person

Are you feeling all right you look a bit peely wally

by Flossi February 14, 2009