John Pork

Like John Cena, but he’s a pig human

Allie: Hey! Have you ever heard of John Pork?
Ben: What’s John Pork?
Allie: He’s like John Cena but he’s a pig-like creature
Ben: *laughs because John Pork*

by SlangPengcome April 18, 2023

Porked Cookchop

A magic spell to make Caleb laugh

AJ: "Porked Cookchop" Caleb: *insert wheezing noises*

by aj04ispro April 9, 2022

pork

joking around with someone, messing with them. mind fucking them, practically.

hey buddy, we’re coming to show you some fire music. and then 3 kids hop out the car and shoot you with paint balls. you got porked.

another example. telling your friend who sells top shelf za, that he should only sell it for 20$ 8ths. haha buddy i’m just porkin you.

my friends girlfriend doesn’t understand the meaning of pork so she thinks it’s not real. right now we’re porking her because it’s real.

she’s been porked

by eight studios January 13, 2024

Hot Pork

Another word for vagina! Have a horrible day you slut.

“I ate her hot pork last night bro”

by Willie Smielish December 18, 2019

pork wagon

n. a pork wagon (or pork-mobile) is a police squad car, paddy wagon, or other clearly labeled law enforcement vehicle. Also known as 5-0 five oh

Went to Slevs for smokes and saw a pork wagon in the parking lot, but I didn't see any pigs inside.

by phillydrifter May 7, 2011

Pulled Pork

When a man dips his penis in barbecue sauce and puts it into a woman’s anus.

Jack “Babe we just got the new sweet baby rays barbecue sauce, I wanna turn you into pulled pork”
Katelynn “Sure! Get out a picnic blanket!”

by User3628375739 June 7, 2024

Pork Frown

a pork thats sad, because he is halal

did you hear about jimmy and his pig hes such a pork frown atm

by Yung Bratz Doll The Pork Pleas January 3, 2024