sploot

To leave tread marks in one's underwear

Ah, jeez! Dean splooted in his drawers again!

by Steviedee January 30, 2004

split the wickets

First used in Tony Hawk 3 to describe skating through a gap. Also is another way to describe having sex.

So I heard you split the wickets quite a few times with Tina last night.

by Seabass January 20, 2005

splitting a pizza

the gayest thing two guys can do together

After splitting a pizza last friday, Rando and Drock could barely make eye contact around the office.

by rando's parents October 19, 2008

Sploinkie

A slur that can be used toward anyone of any race/gender/sexuality/ethnicity.

"God your such a Sploinkie" - John
"What!?!?1" - Jeff
"You should be offended" - John

by Ex-Boyfriend187845 December 5, 2022

Shit split

An unequal share of money

Person #1 - Okay, you get $1 and i get the rest.
Person #2 - Dude, that's a shit split.

by aquafine water July 10, 2010

yoinky sploinky

A meme used to sometimes describe the action of squirting out body fluids. This can also be used as a funny word without much meaning other than being a funny sounding word. This really defines how are humor came from dad jokes to random weird funny words.

"Did you yoinky sploinky today?"
"Your a little yoinky sploinky!"

by Thinn3r March 20, 2021

split the difference

When ones g-string divides shit (or diarrhea) into two separate bodies.

I will never take off my favorite g-string. I will split the difference from now on.

by ideasnshit October 6, 2010