Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ex-Boyfriend187845

Cock wa ping

The action of slapping someone in the face with your penis, but in English.

"Your going to get a real cock wa ping young man" - Uncle Ronnie

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"I don't think your sarcentatile is worth much" - Merriam Webster

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The action of removing kidney stones in a sexually arousing manner.

"Man I have to book for an xilionation appointment for Joe" - Sebastián
"Damn g I got xilionated in the alley at Drury lane" - Joe

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A slur that can be used toward anyone of any race/gender/sexuality/ethnicity.

"God your such a Sploinkie" - John
"What!?!?1" - Jeff
"You should be offended" - John

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When something is really good. Like the shit is scrumdidilyuptions. When you muchin' on the excellent kush, it slammin' in your mouth.

"chick-fil-a is pretty poggies ngl ngl ong no cap jit chicken" - SOme dude named Charl

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